Return Codes

Hubby ordered some clothes from JCPenney, which arrived in the mail today. I was looking at the invoice that came with the shipment when I flipped it over and noted the return instructions, which included various codes to choose from indicating the reason for return or exchange.

Amongst the codes were:

• Damaged or soiled


• Defective material, workmanship


• Poor quality or poor value


• Parts missing


• Not as ordered or advertised


• Just did not fit


• Did not look good on (me)


• Changed mind/did not meet expectations


• Style not right

All of which made me giggle, because they sound like reasonable codes that could apply to the return/exchange of a husband. Although I guess it's really more "returns only", because honestly-- once you've been married, would you want to do it all over again and simply trade in your husband for another one? ;-)