The -ology Survey

Swiped from Jenna and Kendra...

Mouthology
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Ranch

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: McDonald's. I love the Dollar Menu!

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: I'd have to go with Pascucci-- cheap, lots of food, good quality.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: 15%. 20% if the service was excpetionally good.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Toast. I've BEEN doing it for the past few weeks already :-D

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Ham, pineapple, mushroom, olive and tomatoes.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Honey. Any kind of fruit preserves (but especially blueberry or strawberry). Sugar-- pure granulated white sugar :-9

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A: Spearmint Orbit. The commercials are pretty stupid but the gum is GREAT.

Technology
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: 36

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A: 50

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A view of the Earth at night

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 4, including a multi-system one (runs NTSC, PAL and SECAM)

Biology
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Righty

Q. Do you like your smile?
A: Yeup

Q. What's your best feature?
A: My smile? :-D

Q. Have you ever had any piercings poked into your body?
A: Nope, not even my ears

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A: Hearing and smell. They're both very keen, and I like to think it's a way for my body to make up for my poor vision (I'm astigmatic and very near-sighted)

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: 3 years ago

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A: My son! He's around 40 pounds now-- why do you think we call him Toddzilla? :-D

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Nope

Bull[shit]ology
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Not the exact day, but a ballpark figure, maybe down to the month and year.

Q. Is love real?
A: Yes

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A: There was a B.I.D. about this on Grab long ago, and my answer was: Elizabeth. You can refer back to the original entry for an explanation: http://blogs.grab.com/hellykwee/12082

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Just about anything except green. I like bright colors, they contrast nicely against my black hair (red especially).

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: Haven't we all? Especially with the statistic about how many spiders the average person swallows in their sleep?

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A: Not that I know of

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A: Not literally, but in a roundabout way, sort of.

Dareology
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A: Sure, why not

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Yup

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Owie, no, I like having all my limbs intact

Q. If GoofyAuctions.com offered you $1,000 would you get your nipples pierced?
A: OUCH. Hell no.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Love Kendra's answer-- if a decent-quality magazine thought they'd want to see me disrobe, sure, why not?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Oh god. Anyone that knows me knows my aversion to anything spicy. But I might think about it for 10x that amount of money.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: I might, if that person was Adolf Hitler or someone like that.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: Hehe, I essentially do already, anyway, so yes. Might as well get paid for it ;-)

Dumbology
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Fuzz (but not Fuzzy!)

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it, no inclination to see it

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Used to have carpet, recently put down hardwood floors

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: people sit in the shower?! Had to echo Jenna's answer here. I stand, too.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I doubt it. I'm not very tolerant of the difficulties that come with communal living. But I have no experiences to draw on-- never had roomies before (unless you count the live-in boyfriend/husband).

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: About 4 or 5

Q: Where were you born?
A: Muenster, Germany

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: *chortles* OMG. Exactly 4 years ago *blush* Wow, has it been that long??

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A truck driver. You get to drive all over the country, and even if you're stuck in traffic, it's okay, because you're already at work :-D
Seriously-- I want to teach college.

Lastology
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Does Scot on his blog/profile count?

Q: Last person you called?
A: My dad to wish him a Happy Father's Day

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My little man

Favoriteology
Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Color?
A: Orange

Q: Season?
A: Summer! Hate cold weather with a passion!

Currentology
Q: Mood?
A: Hungry

Q: Listening to?
A: The tapping of my keyboard as I type this ;-)

Q: Watching?
A: The clock-- is it time to go home yet?

Q: Worrying about?
A: Finishing this part of my project before I go on vacation

Randomology
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Orthpedist's appointment

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to Vancouver and then meet all my friends along the way on my road trip home afterward. Especially Kendra and her little squishies!

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: NEW movie? Hell if I can remember. On TV? "A League of Their Own"

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Generally, no. I'm more on the antisocial side.

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Go home! But first, I'm gonna make myself some toast...

(originally posted at:  http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/277823703)