Guestbook Memory Lane

Following Willow's lead... you're supposed to go to page 10 of your Grab guestbook and post some of your favorite entries. Well, in keeping with my self-imposed avoidance of the site, I decided to do a different version: pick out my favorite entries in ALL of my Myspace guestbook.

But because the majority of the funny posts come from the same handful of people, I decided to forego the "guessing game" portion and simply paste in the date, entry and author... along with a little commentary from me :-)

Here's a few of my favs... along with a little "bonus round" at the end that never fails to make me laugh.

Aug 25, 2007 7:45 AM (Jenna)
i had a dream last night that you and i were at some sort of dinner party, and Todd was there too. he took a liking to me and sat in my lap, wearing pajamas with feet on them that were patterned with Eeyore (i clearly read your email right before bed last night). i played "this little piggie" with him and then he fell asleep. how random is that!?
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has had some mighty strange and random dreams involving my friends-- I had a couple involving Jenna, myself-- one with us as runway models, and another where we had a sleepover and spent the entire time surfing the net!

Jul 20, 2007 6:42 PM (Scot)


When I first saw this, I thought it said "HELLY I'm into it" LMAO---I had to do look real close to realize what it really said, but the funny had already happened!
Not a whole lot more needs to be added to this, I'm sure ;-)

May 30, 2007 1:35 PM (Lisa)
I just had a mail. It said

"Just want to say you both look so so sexy looking. So which one is you?"

Im thinking of mailing back and saying the middle one...
This was back when Lisa's display picture was the one of me, her and Fuzzy in Wales. The "middle one", of course, was Fuzzy :-D

May 11, 2007 5:20 PM (Fuzzy)
Hey Helly, I think I've found the perfect airline for you.
I'm sure you'll feel right at home with them :-P

My love of spreadsheets apparently is too well-known. I've had a number of similar comments, but as the saying goes-- a pictures says a thousand words :-P

May 2, 2007 1:52 PM (Wayne)
Happy Birthday!!
2nd annual 29th birthday, right? ;)
Haha-- leave it to good ol' Wayne to put it all in perspective ;-)

Dec 16, 2006 4:30 PM (Lisa)
Those emails Friday night were the funniest ever

guess you could say we talk about anything and everything - my ass included...
We've always talked about some really random stuff, but this ass-related conversation took the cake! Lisa, do you remember it? ;-)

Dec 10, 2006 11:53 PM (Lisa)
Ok, so I only now notice your background

Why have you little spermies floating around your page?
They were NOT "spermies"! They were music notes! See:


Nov 2, 2006 1:42 PM (Jen[glockie])
LOL Loves it! I think I will call your employer to see if they can provide more funds for your vision plan. Loves ya babes! Country is cool (no matter what they may say about it)
This was after I made some commentary about how hot she looked ;-) And thanks for sticking up for me in terms of country music, babes!

Jul 6, 2006 5:03 AM (Fuzzy)
As cute ad Toddy is, he scared the heck out of me when he called me 'Daddy'
Written after a group voice chat in which Todd mistakenly identified his voice as "Daddy's"... never mind that the voice was coming from the computer and Daddy was in the next room!

And finally, the pièce-de-resistance: a group of comments, most of them from Lisa's page. It's... well, you can read for yourself (I've inverted the order to make it easier to read on here):

From Lisa's page:
Mar 13, 2006 10:07 PM (inog)
Old?
Hell, Helly gives me the freaking creaps.
She looks 14.

Mar 14, 2006 9:45 AM (Brian)
Helly gives me the creeps too, but it has nothing to do with her age...

Joking... just joking....

Mar 14, 2006 10:04 AM (Helly)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's this "creepy Helly" talk going around on Lisa's guestbook!?

Creepy, my ass. You ain't seen nothin' yet! :-P

As Lisa said to inog: fuckers :-P

And then on my page:Mar 15, 2006 11:01 AM (inog)
I am reporting you to MySpace for not properly flagging your account as underage.
And finally separate from that, a photo comment:
June 27, 2006 12:46 PM (Fuzzy)
lol, my mates saw me checking your pic Helly. They wanted to know why I was looking at pics of a 14 year old girl. OOhhhhh my ribs hurt, lol
The funniest part about that whole "mock Helly" bit? The fact that a year and a half later, when I finally met the Oregonians, they remained consistent in asserting that I STILL look 14... in person... this time dragging SPAC into the mix ;-P Lisa and Fuzzy weren't too convinced I was nearly 30, either, when I met them in the UK last year. Har har ;-)

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/329572453)

Christmas Gift Flash Toy

Stolen from Jenny (ArmageddJenn). A neat little flash toy that lets you give gifts, customize the look of the wrapping, search for gifts that aren't already posted in their default list, and enclose a personal note. Thought I'd have a bit of fun and sign up for one of my own. Here goes!


(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/329495436)

Need a brain, anyone?

... or a witty comeback, in my case? Some random acts of downright ditziness follow...

While shopping at Staples earlier this week to get some nice professional paper on which to print my resume for the job fair, I stopped to peruse the digital cameras. I did a double-take when I spied this little red-tag deal underneath one of the cameras:



Hmmm... how's that for some major savings? Wow, instead of paying $249 for the camera, I'll only pay $248.99!! I think it would be easier to recoup that penny by just looking on the ground.

Yesterday I took Todd to the main branch of the Santa Barbara library system-- downtown, where parking spots are scarcer than virgin sheep in Wales, or talent at an American Idol audition (:-D). I entered a parking structure in which the first 75 minutes was free, and $1.50 for each additional hour thereafter. Knowing that the show we were going to watch would last just an hour, I figured we'd have plenty of time to make it out of there before 75 minutes was up. And we would have.... except...

My first mistake? Letting the slow-ass behemoth SUV go ahead of me as he pulled out of his parking spot and crawled toward the exit. Probably afraid to dent his shiny new gas-guzzler in the cramped garage. My second mistake? Not honking more avidly at the other cars lined up in front of us to pay at the exit. Time was ticking, and people took their sweet time scrounging for change in their purses. By the time I reached the exit, 76 minutes had elapsed since I withdrew the ticket from the entrance, and I was charged $1.50 for basically idling in line trying to get OUT of the damned parking garage! I tried pleading my case to the  hapless parking attendant, who was too low on the totem pole to do anything about it, especially as everything was automated. But it sure got my blood boiling. Now that I think back, maybe I should've paid by credit card. Stick the county with the credit charges ;-) Ah well... next time!

And today I was on my way out of the apartment with the laundry hamper in my arms and Todd following me, clutching a box of laundry detergent. Quite clearly, we were on our way to the laundry room. What do you suppose we were going to do once we arrived? Gee, ya think? Maybe you can enlighten the salesperson (of sorts) that approached us on our way. Her attempt at small talk? "Going to do some washing?"

Again, too late with the snappy comeback. I wish I had thought to say, with a completely straight face: "No, I'm just gonna burn a few buildings down. These 'clothes' are highly flammable, and my son's not actually holding detergent, that's gasoline". Or something equally absurd...

And then, with a flourish: "Here's your sign"

:-D

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/329068221)

Mattress Shopping

It was another dreary day in Santa Barbara. The entire week had been drab and cold and cloudy. Friday and Saturday provided respites of warmth and sunshine, which I had hoped would last through today, so I could wash the cars with Todd. Alas, it was not to be. So, we were left wondering what we could do today. I hit upon the idea of browsing local mattress and furniture stores to look for our ideal mattress.

We already had an idea of what we wanted: a king-size memory foam (like TempurPedic) mattress, but beyond that, we had to figure out what exact kind of memory foam (medium? firm?), whether we wanted a separate foam pillow top, foam pillows, etc...

So we visited several shops today and took the various mattress for test drives, obtaining all sorts of information from the salesmen in the process. The most obvious plus of the mattresses was exactly what they were designed for: the comfort factor and reduction in pressure points that springs normally exert. The next most important factor for me was the absorption of movement (remember those commercials featuring a woman jumping on one side of the bed while a glass of wine barely moves on the other side?)-- because Allan tosses and turns pretty violently at night, which sometimes causes earthquake-like tremors that sometimes wake me up.

Anyway-- the point of this entry is to inquire amongst my friends and see if they have any opinions (either personal or secondhand) about the mattresses? For example, one common complaint I've heard of is that the mattresses don't breathe as well as spring ones, causing people to get too warm. Not a problem for me, but potentially one for Allan-- depending on what "too warm" actually constitutes.

I'd be curious to see about other folks' experiences with memory foam mattresses, so please chime in with your (or your friends'/families') thoughts :-) Thanks!

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/327670177)

More Random Updates

Brrrr!!! It's friggin' COLD up here! Allan blames me, as this cold snap coincided with my return to SB from LA last Thursday.

Thursday was our 4-year anniversary (what a nice, neat date-- Nov 1st) so we dressed up and headed downtown for some dinner. We even dressed Todd in his suit, figuring we might as well get at least one more use out of it. Unfortunately the restaurant was crowded, I was starving and didn't want to wait 30 minutes for a seat outdoors, and we opted to eat outside, under the heaters. All I can say is, I'm glad I ordered hot tea with my meal, because BRRRR!!! I was frozen by the time I finished my meal and though I had room for dessert, we didn't stay. Instead, we rounded out our Italian meal by grabbing some Tiramisu Gelato from Trader Joe's on our way home.

It's been a fun week, lots of quality bonding time with Toddy, especially during the week when Allan's away at school all day and I'm basically full-time Mommy. What an exhausting task! But soooo much fun!

Todd made a new friend on Monday-- a little redheaded girl around his age (and her siblings), she lives across the way from us, and they had fun playing in the sandbox and toy kitchen in her back patio. It was refreshing to see him cast away his usual shyness and see him interacting so much with another little kid! First time I observed it was when we met Molly in Oregon, this was pretty much the same scenario-- except that since he's nearly 6 months older than when he met Molly, his vocabulary has expanded and he could talk more and hold actual conversations with the other kids. Hard to believe he's no longer a baby and is turning into an actual little person who can reason and think and talk (and talk back sometimes!)

Last week I got an actual job offer from the "adult industry" company. I interviewed with them the week before and learned that they are actually a consulting company whose clients are porn industry leaders, like Vivid. They run the e-commerce, web stuff and marketing for Vivid et al. It was mighty tempting-- the job itself sounded interesting, the pay was decent and the benefits (well, retirement, anyway) were EXCELLENT. But in the end I decided I wouldn't be comfortable having to hide aspects of my job from family and friends, and by that time I was getting ready to interview with another company (the one Allan will start at in January) so I declined. Bit of a gamble, since I still don't know how things will pan out with this other company, so I'm a bit anxious.

This Friday I have an on-site interview at the second company (here in Santa Barbara). I'm a bit nervous, which is unusual because I rarely get nervous at anything. But it promises to be interesting and potentially grueling. First of all, the inital phone screen I underwent last week consisted of TONS of technical questions. Second of all, the recruiter advised me that they'd study my resume and quiz me accordingly (in other words, I'd better know my shit down-pat!). Third of all, I'm interviewing from 9am to 1pm. And since I was warned to eat a huge breakfast, I'm not counting on lunch.

Anyway, I've been studying this week and doing lots of review (I feel like I'm back in school again) and am anxiously anticipating the day after tomorrow. Please send good vibes my way on Friday-- I feel like I'll be needing it! Thanks :-)

(originally posted at:  http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/326521208)

Asian Delicacies

Asian supermarkets can be fun to visit. They carry all sorts of snacks, fruits and vegetables you wouldn't ordinarily find elsewhere. Prices are usually pretty good, too. I don't often frequent such markets, so when I do go, it's fun to try different products.

But there's one section of the supermarket I've learned to avoid: the seafood section. I can't stand the sight of lobsters with bound claws, crowded crabs, and catfish just biding their time in the full tanks until a customer decides to order some fresh seafood to cook. Worse yet are the poor crabs thrown into dry bins, many upside down, only a few moving their feet pitifully. It's positively heartbreaking to watch these poor creatures suffering and just waiting for their demise.

Then last weekend I came across a REALLY horrid sight: turtles! I knew the Chinese ate turtles but I'd never seen live ones in supermarkets until then. There were a few "ordinary" looking turtles, but most of them were pig-nosed turtles-- utterly adorable! The poor things were huddled in what looked like a giant bathtub, most of them retreated inside their shells. Many were piled one on top of the other. Todd saw these turtles and exclaimed in excitement at them, but I couldn't share his joy because I knew what cruel fate awaited them.

Tonight, while I was looking up the actual name of the turtles with the pig-like snouts on Google, I came across this petition. I didn't enjoy reading about the ghastly conditions of animals targeted for consumption in China (which I imagine also holds true for most other Asian countries), but it did not surprise me to read it. China's human-rights track record is pretty atrocious, let alone its treatment of its scaly, furry, and four-legged citizenry. It makes me both sad and angry that such wanton disregard for life is so widespread.

Of course, I am aware that animal abuse and neglect exists in the United States as well-- including on farms. But at least here the culture and general mindframe scorns such abuse and even makes it a crime. Animal rights advocacy is a pretty strong movement.

There is a verse in the Proverbs book of the Bible, which speaks to the respect and care a righteous person shows to his animals. How true. The world would do well to keep mindful of that! Human beings are not only the most complicated but also the cruelest of creatures on this planet. Maybe one day it won't be so... one can only hope!

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/325307871)

Continuing the Meme

Okay, I've done this on Kendra's, Jenna's, and Scot's blogs... so now it's my turn to post it and sweat over the answers ;-)

Type your name in my blog comments.
- Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.

2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.

3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.

4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)

5. I'll tell you what I like or admire about you.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.

*If you play, you MUST post this on yours. No exceptions!

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/324621777)

Interesting Web Finds

I am heartily enjoying a bowl of Weetabix as I type this. It's good, but disappointingly not as good as the "real" thing :-(

... and trying not to breathe in ash. There's been a dozen wildfires all over the So Cal region this weekend, some are contained, others are still blazing and spreading. Someone keeps Google Maps nicely updated with not only the location of the fires, but details, such as acreage burned, number of people evacuated, etc... Here's a snapshot of where the numerous fires are. If you click on the image, it will take you straight to the Google Maps site with the detailed info. As you can see, there's no actual fire near Santa Barbara, but the winds kicked up the ash from the Zaca fire (which burned for 2 months this summer and ended up being one of the largest fires in So Cal history-- consuming over 240K acres) and brought it down to Santa Barbara-- thank goodness it coincided with cleaning day anyway ;-)



In other news, yesterday's online jobhunt on Monster and CareerBuilder yielded an interesting position: a web developer job at an adult entertainment company!

Here's the full job description:
Mid-Level Programmer job

And in case that link expires or whatever, I took a screenshot of the actual job description itself, here's a thumbnail version (clicking on it will yield the full-size picture):



Good salary (more than I made at Amgen!), good location, interesting sounding job (even if it wasn't in the adult entertainment industry), and hey-- free access to porn! ;-) What do you think-- should I apply? ;-)

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/321695305)

Weetabix

I am a very happy shopper at the moment because I just returned from Trader Joe's with our usual cache of food staples and snacks. Usually not a blog-worthy event, but today's purchases included this:



You're probably wondering what the big deal is. Cereal-- nothing unusual. And you'd be right... save for the fact that we don't normally get this decidedly British/Australian food here in the US. The closest equivalent would probably be shredded wheat, but that's nowhere near the texture, consistency and flavor of Weetabix.

When my uncle came here for my grandmother's funeral last month, he brought a few packages of Weetabix along. No surprise-- he is from Hong Kong. I'd enjoy eating it as a midnight snack-- mixed with milk and honey and maybe some sliced bananas. Delicious! I only regretted finishing the last box and knowing I wouldn't ever get to eat it again for a long time, if at all. So you can imagine how I jumped for joy when I discovered the above-pictured box in the cereal aisle of TJ's. Even better-- it was very reasonably priced, and much cheaper than most branded (and far unhealthier) cereals. My mouth is watering at a much-anticipated midnight snack tonight and breakfast tomorrow :-9

(and yes, you know it's a slow day for blogging when all Helly can write about and take pictures of is a box of cereal amongst her grocery store purchases!)

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/321491956)

Foreign Employers?

The job hunt continues, slowly but surely. Crashed a couple of career fairs on campus Tuesday and Wednesday that provided a few good leads. While in my Gmail and emailing various prospective employers, I glanced at the side, where the ads are. Those of you who use Gmail know that the ads are based on the content of your emails. In fact, Lisa and I tried testing it out by filling our emails with words like "dildo" to see if any adult-toy-related ads would come up. I can't remember if we had any success or not.

Anyway-- it was no surprise that the majority of the ads on the right-hand side of my Gmail today consisted of employment/recruitment-related websites. All except for a curious one that wasn't even written in English. I thought maybe it was a foreign employment agency or something, but when I clicked it, I ended up on a travel website that specialized in travel to/from India. Yeah... as if someone who's looking for a job will be able to afford overseas travel :-P

I took a screenshot so you can see for yourself. How do you suppose that ended up in there?



(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/320592402)

I Hate Windows Vista

A couple months ago I blogged an anti-Internet Explorer rant. Today the rant continues-- not just about a web browser, but an entire operating system: Windows Vista. I was merrily typing away at an email and paused to watch some TV, allowing the computer to sit idle for a little while. The screensaver kicked on, and I turned back to the computer, moving the mouse to kill the screensaver and get back to what I was doing. Before my very eyes, my browser window (with my half-finished email) disappeared, as did every other application-- and the entire system shut DOWN! Fortunately I had an automatically-saved draft of my email and hadn't been working on anything else I could've potentially lost.

Still... who needs the blue screen of death when you can just watch your computer shutting down in an orderly fashion, without any prompting from you!?

The interface is tacky, too, I find. I guess it's designed to be "user-friendlier" but the only thing I like is the fact that you can right-click on your desktop and bring up ALL your preferences, not just display options. First thing I did when I set up my account was to revert back to the "Windows Classic" interface. And even then it's laced with Vista-specific foibles. It is still basically ugly and kludgy and hard to manage.

And then... my favorite email client, Outlook Express, which comes built into Windows, was repackaged as "Windows Mail". Okay, not a big deal, as the functionality and interface was basically the same. Until I tried doing simple things like watching a video on YouTube, and discovering it was extremely choppy. I thought it was a lossy internet connection so I downloaded the Flash Video file and tried to view it offline. Made no difference. So I pulled up the task manager to figure out what was going on, and what do you suppose I saw, hogging up an unconscionable amount of CPU power and memory? That's right-- Windows Mail. How can a program as basic as an email client consume that many resources!?!? Oh and speaking of memory-- let's not forget that just to install Vista itself requires an inordinate amount of "minimum" memory and hard disk space. Windows seems to get more and more bloated with each new version it rolls out!

So, in a nutshell-- I am no fan of Windows Vista. Crappy interface, terrible memory hog, unexpected shut-downs... yeah... as soon as we have time I'm gonna revert this thing back to good ol' XP.

Meantime... back to my email. My apologies to the recipient for the even further delays...

Frustrating Day

What a day! And am I glad it's finally over. Started off with a trip back down to Thousand Oaks for a one-on-one appointment with a consultant from the career services agency that Amgen had contracted with to help us get back on our feet. My appointment had been scheduled for 1pm, but when I arrived, not only was my name not on the appointment sheet, but they were running behind. WAY behind. I waited in the kitchen and helped myself to some snacks and drinks while I waited, figuring I'd be seen within a half hour. If only!

An hour went by. And then another(!) before I was finally seen-- by none other than the woman who scheduled my appointment last week herself!

The meeting itself was brief and, in a nutshell, a colossal waste of time. The only reason I was remotely interested in meeting with a consultant privately was because I was interested in making a career change and wanted to hear about some ways to go about it. Instead, I got resume-building advice (I showed her a draft copy of my resume)-- which is always useful, but not what I was looking for at the moment. I also got the age-old "consult our website" adage, and lots of encouragement to attend their workshops designed to prepare us for the upcoming job fair in November. All well and good, but again, not something I drove 60 miles and waited 2 hours to hear.

I fielded a couple of calls on my cell phone afterward, and while I did, I took a look around the room-- it was basically full of individual cubicles, each outfitted with a computer and phone. I later learned that they were for the ex-Amgen-employees to use in their job hunting. And then I took a closer look at the computers, for the style of case, monitor and keyboard caught my eye and looked very familiar-- they were exactly like the HP/Compaqs used universally throughout Amgen. What do you think the closer look yielded? None other than property stickers emblazoned with the Amgen logo! I had to chuckle at the notion that perhaps this was where the computers of the laid-off employees ended up (joking, of course!) ;-)

And now, to kick up my feet, sip a hot cup of steaming tea, and relax for the night!

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/319427789)

Brief Update

I'd sent email to several of you whose email addresses I had handy at the time (I set all recipients to blind copy, so if we've emailed recently and you didn't get it, check your Junk folder). For those I couldn't immediately contact, you may have heard the news secondhand: last week the mass layoffs at my company took effect, and I was amongst those to receive the axe. Some of you may have heard about the looming layoffs in the news this past several weeks. It has been a tense couple of months since the initial announcements, but now that the dust has settled, it's a relief to know who's leaving and who's staying, and be able to move forward.

Anyway, I got the news on Wednesday morning and spent much of the day packing up, cleaning up the work I'd been doing up till then, and backing up my personal files off my computer. I intended to come back on Thursday and finish up. To my (and everyone else's) utter surprise, when I arrived in the morning, my computer and telephone were gone! Apparently there was much miscommunication and confusion surrounding who was staying until Friday and who was leaving immediately, so it seems that they just swiped EVERYONE's computers. They even took the computer of one guy who DIDN'T get laid off! Fortunately I'd already taken care of everything important I wanted to on my computer, so all I had to do was get phone numbers of a few colleagues I had intended to email, from another co-worker.

This coming week(s) brings a lot of miscellany-- making sure I turn in the proper paperwork for my severance package, and meeting with the career consultants that have contracted with Amgen to provide free services for all of us who got laid off. There is a job fair specifically for us in November. In the meantime, I'm busy re-tooling my resume and continuing the job search.

Before I left on Thursday, I said good-bye to the manager who had hired me at the onset over 2 years ago. He asked if I saw this as a new opportunity or devastating news. Frankly, I see it as more of the former than the latter. Hopefully this gives me a chance to pursue another career besides IT/IS. Maybe I'll be able to find something where my love of spreadsheets, organization and attention to detail will come in handy ;-)

Yesterday was a busy day, continuing the apartment search. Now that my job location is variable, it increases the number of possibilities for places to live. So now we're a little more flexible in not only where we want to relocate, but also when we can actually move in. And hey-- I got plenty of packing boxes (for a small cubicle, I sure had amassed a lot of stuff and took SIX boxes to cart it all away!) that will come in handy when it comes time to move! No shortage of silver linings in this cloud :-D

Back to the job hunt and resume-rewriting I go. Wish me luck!

p.s. I still owe a few of you emails. I haven't forgotten them, and will get to them as soon as I am able, I promise! Meanwhile, thanks for the emails of love and support :-)

(originally posted at: http://www.myspace.com/hellykwee/blog/319031227)

All you've got... and then some!

I HAD to screenshot this after uploading some photos. Anyone see what's fascinating with this picture?



And all this time I've been rebelling and pointing out the physical impossibility of the feat whenever over-enthusiastic leaders demanded we give 110%! Guess this is their way of thumbing their noses right back at me!

Silly Names

Swiped from Scot. Haven't done one of these in ages, and this was too silly and funny to pass up.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
Goopy Galant (he was a goldfish!)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
Black Cherry Chewy Chocolate Chip (that's 4 Cs!)

3. YOUR "FLY GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name?)
H Kwe

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Frog (sounds poisonous)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you grew up),
Belly Sylmar (going with Jenna's assertion of my middle name)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first),
Hel Kw (Ooops-- did it wrong. Correction: Kwe He)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Purple Root Beer
(or if we're going alcholic: The Purple White Russian)

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Cecil Allan (I don't actually know my own grandfathers' names, so I used Allan's grandfathers)

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names )
Marie Raymond (again, my parents don't have middle names either, so I used my in-laws')

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Needham New York

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Summer Daffodil (that sounds way too lame to be a spy name-- it sounds like the name of a tree-hugger!)

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Strawberry Jeansy

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Toast Sycamore (I don't really have a favorite tree, I just picked a neat-sounding one. I think my "spy name" from 12 makes a better hippie name!!)